Introduction.

Ok... Im not gonna post all cute and nice all the time. Screw grammar, youll see enough of grammar when I post a short story or anything of the sort. I suck at html and everything to do with it, so this blog is gonna start ugly and hopefully stay that way...

Im pretending to be tough and all that, but if you flame me on a comment, Ill cry. Thats a warning.

Well, this blog is mostly for posting short stories and the such, but you might open this and find me ranting about life. That will all be fake :P All posts will be made by the fictional character "Zack Dragoon". Thats just so people dont find out too much about me. If they do, they might want to kill me in real life. Or worse.

Not that there's anything worse then dieing I guess... well there's... um... torture? I guess Id rather die than be tortured. But that'd depend on the kind of torture. I mean the term "torture" is banalized nowadays. I wouldnt mind being tortured if the torture in question was watch 100 girls in bikini and not be allowed to touch them. But if the torture in question was something real nasty like physically hurting me again and again or stealing my pokemon cards, then yeah. Id rather die.

Wait, where was I?
Just kidding, I remember where I was. That was just a cliche (no Im not going to write it correctly) way to return to topic, its always used by bad comedians. Kinda like short 1-3 word sentences are also used by them. A lot. All the time.

Oh well... a friend distracted me on msn, so 2 hours later trying to come back to this and well...I lost my train of thought, Ill just end this here.
And remember, if youre mean, Ill cry. I swear. Really. Bad comedian cliche.